Vandaag hadden we een leuke opdracht tijdens de les Engels. Wij moesten voor een andere groep 15 moeilijke woorden opzoeken en zij moesten daarmee een tekst maken. Ik vind onze tekst super grappig en daarom vind ik het wel leuk om hem eens op mijn blog te zetten.
Onze gekregen woorden waren:
Bimbo / Strawberry / Four-wheel-drive / Non-stop / Orange / String beans / Aphrodisiacs / Tocsin / Joey / Flea bites / Basement / Openly / Revengeful / Preordain
Once upon a time I went with my bimbo like girlfriend to the Strawberry Fields in France. When we were driving in my awesome four-wheel-drived car were singing loudly "Strawberry Fields forever". When we arrived at the fields, we had a pick nick, as we were non-stop eating oranges, strawberries, string beans and other aphrodisiacs we started hallucinating because there were tocsins in the strawberries. Suddenly we saw a Joey hopping trough the field. As we were laughing so hard we woke the gigantic flea who had been sleeping for over a hundred years. We got up and ran to our car while my girlfriend shouted "Flee for the flea!", but before we got to the car the flea attacked us, so we had a lot of flea bites. After two hours struggling with he flea we managed to get away in a basement of a nearby house. There she started to talk openly about her sexlife. I was astonished to hear she had had five lovers in the past two months. I was so furious that I started to get revengeful. There in that little basement I preordained her death. The next time we go to the Strawberry Fields the flea will have a meal.