10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU

I hate the way you talk to me
and the way you cut your hair.

I hate the way you drive my car.

I hate it when you stare.

I hate your big dumb combat boots
and the way you read my mind.

I hate you so much that it makes me sick.

It even makes me rhyme.

I hate it... I hate the way you're always right.

I hate it when you lie.

I hate it when you make me laugh
even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it when you're not around
and the fact that you didn't call.

But mostly, I hate the way I don't hate you,
not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.